UNIVERSAL PERSONAL LETTERS

(For less intimate Friends and Acquaintances) Dear Friend,

Thanking you for your lovely letter dated: 18thNov,2023. (In reply please see item No 516 given below:-)

  1. I am OK., OK., Okay, so what do you say?
  2. My heart is as open as my door.
  3. My door is as open as my heart.
  4. I am more interested in weather of the soul than the soul of the weather.
  5. You come, you see and you conquer.
  6. Do or die.
  7. I never advise anyone to marry or to go to war.
  8. Remember what Shakespeare said:-

“Neither a lender nor a borrower be.”

9. Please mind your own business.

10. I accept no birth, marriage or death invitations.

11. Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no fibs.

12. If wishes were horses, you and I would ride.

13. The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

14. I invite no one to save me from the terror of being invited.

15. To discourage a man from asking you for money is to ask him for money.

16. I am a small man trying to do big things, not a big man trying to do small things.

17. I let every guilty person be pricked by his own conscience, because there is no greater punishment.

REPLY TO ABOVE

Dear Sir,

We have the pleasure to enclose your account complete up to the Pakistan Day, 1994. Kindly examine it, and if it is correct, please send us your cheque.

Thanking you.

Yours faithfully,

A.B.C

IN CONTINUATION OF ABOVE

Dear Sir,

We have received your Account complete up to the Pakistan Day, 1994 by today’s mail. We have examined it and find the first part of it in order. We are, therefore, sending you our cheque. As we do not find the rest of the Account in order, our representative will call on you to discuss it personally.

Yours faithfully,