LETTER OF CONGRATULATIONS ON MARRIAGE

It was very kind of you so have announced your marriage performed last week so secretly. Please accept our heartiest greetings for the successful culmination of your efforts to get yourself married in accordance with your ideas of having a perfect wife. We are all glad that you have realised your aim.

Yours sincerely,

Aziz.

REPLY TO ABOVE

Dear Sir,

This is to acknowledge the receipt of your letter No. 723 dt. Monlute and to inform you that the matter will be put before the Board of Directors for their consider ation and further action. You will be informed accordingly.

Yours faithfully,

EXPERIENCE OF HISTORY

Dear Mr. Gibbon,

After having writen your monumental book “Decline and fall of the roman Empire” and having thus spent your whole life in writing that book, now what do you think history really is?

Yours faithfully,

A reader.

REPLY TO ABOVE

Dear Sir,

I don’t know. I never advise any one to go to was or to marry. According to a Danish proverb.” A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple.

Yours faithfully,

REPLY TO ABOVE

Dear Sir,

Is not marriage an open question, when it has been alleged, from the beginning of time, that such as are in the institution wish to get out and such as are out wish to get in.

Yours faithfully,

Emerson.