CONSCENTIONS WORKER

According to the Daily Mail dated January 20, 1993, a London Municipal worker wrote this letter:

To

Borough Treasurer’s office,

Willingdon, N.W.,

London.

Dear Sir,

As I have not been pulling my weight my weight for he past few weeks, here is 10 conscience money.

Yours faithfully,

C.D.2

REPLY TO ABOVE

Dear Sir,

If a man writes a better book, preaches a better sermon, or makes a better mousetrap than that of his neighbour, through he builds his house in the woods, the world will make a beaten path to his door.

Yours faithfully,

Sarah S.B. Yules.

ASKING FOR HELP

Dear Sir,

We are makeing a start with a community Kitchen so that the educated unemployed may be fed before that can be employed in co-operative or other enterprises. It is going to be a big experiment and we need funds. Please send us all you can. You will never find a better value for you money. I am sure, you never will.

Yours faithfully,

ANNOUNCEMENT OF MARRIAGE

Dear Aziz,

At last the happiest man in the world is writing to tell you that he has married the sweetest girl on earth. My house is now presided over by a cheerful ministering angel and I have at last realised the joys of matrimony even though late in life. With kindest recollections of our pre-marriage days.

Yours very sincerely,

Najeeb.