REPLY TO ABOVE

Dear Sir,

I never did, or coutenanced, in public life a single act inconsistent with the strictest good faith; having never believed there was one code of morality for a public man, and another for a private man.

Yours sincerely,

Jefferson.

REPLY TO ABOVE

Dear Miss,

First Dally Sweater surf that is, take your rest. Then do that is, do exercise. Then Decorate dress yourself with paint and powder. Then Dress ten wear your best. Then Delve deep into the purses of others. Finally, Devour candies eat to your fill and eat you victims to your fill.

Yours faithfully,

Beautician.

REPLY TO ABOVE

Dear Shah,

We live in an atmosphere of shame. We are ashamed of everything that is real about us; ashamed of ourselves, of our relatives, of our incomes, of our accents, of our poinions, of our experiences. Just as we are ashamed of our naked skin.

George Bernard Shaw

CONSCENTIONS WORKER

According to the Daily Mail dated January 20, 1993, a London Municipal worker wrote this letter:

To

Borough Treasurer’s office,

Willingdon, N.W.,

London.

Dear Sir,

As I have not been pulling my weight my weight for he past few weeks, here is 10 conscience money.

Yours faithfully,

C.D.2

REPLY TO ABOVE

Dear Timmy,

Here are some lines for Tennyson’s ‘The Letter’: Go, little letter, apace, apace. Fly: Fly to the light in the valley below Tell my wish to her dewy blue eyes.

Yours sincerely,

Rimmy.